shinee, “lucifer”

heoni: ben
that dude: what
heoni: watch it with us
lily: IT HAS CARS
heoni: it does
heoni: lmfao
emma: Jonghyn
that dude: i already watched it
heoni: NO
heoni: YOU HAVE TO WATCH IOT
heoni: WITH US
that dude: i took me a long time to figure out the 3rd car
heoni: at the same time
heoni: bro
lily: AT THE SAME TIME
emma: *jonghyung represents ford
lily: FFF
heoni: you saw i called hyongeon hongkong right
heoni: best name ever
lily: YES
lily: i still kind of prefer mine
heoni: yeah lmfaooo
lily: hyeoungyeoung
emma: ok B|
heoni: allhung
heoni: ok
emma: Dong
heoni: are you ready
heoni: someone count
lily: dong
emma: Donghyun
lily: OKAY THREE
lily: TWO
heoni: ring ding dong
emma: Dongmin
lily: ONE
lily: PLAY
emma: Dongew
lily: AWWW YEAH
heoni: YEAAAAAAH
heoni: SEXY
lily: check out them sexy flying lights
heoni: i still like taemin’s red pants
emma: I want to buy a car
lily: i want to know why he is different to everyone else
heoni: minho still looks like the hulk
emma: .,.
heoni: because he is lucifer
lily: they’re all wearing light colours
lily: and TAEMIN IS THE LUCIFER
emma: The incredible minho
lily: i’d let him devour my soul any day
heoni: TAEMIN IS THE WHISPER
heoni: WHICH IS LUCIFER
heoni: THEREFORE TAEMIN IS LUCIFER
lily: o snap
that dude: hmm spicy chicken sandwich from chickfila sounds good
emma: KEYS HAIR
heoni: taemin’s hair band is so damn ugly
lily: i hate keys hair in this omg
heoni: ben we’re reviewing here
lily: it’s like someone snuck up on him while he was sleeping
that dude: i’m hungry
lily: and forgot to finish shaving his head
heoni: i love that shirt though
heoni: he’s back
lily: before he woke up
heoni: man
heoni: oh wait wrong person
emma: Minho works uh
emma: FISHNET
emma: B|
heoni: yeah and that red streak thing like what the hell
emma: BONER
lily: you know what would be cool
lily: shave the other side give him a mohecan
heoni: if minho was actually spock?
emma: actually I love their boots here
lily: that is spelt wrong
heoni: mohawk?
lily: i shoulda just said that
emma: its like
lily: yes
heoni: lol
lily: PELVIC THRUSTING
lily: YESSSS
emma: Key and that poor girl share the same bad stylist
heoni: minho seriously looks like the awkward one out in this
lily: I mean erm this is a technical performance
lily: why does onew have half a squirrel on his back
emma: little jumps heehe
emma: asfkjdkfh
emma: FAME
heoni: TAEMINS STUPID HAIR BAND
emma: Moments
lily: i will rip that stupid hairband apart omg
heoni: that dudes back
lily: JONGHYUN’S HALF JACKET
emma: I still remember when I fist saw jong
emma: and his half a coatg
emma: *coat
heoni: minho rap
lily: they spent all their budget on taemin
heoni: yeah you go spokc
lily: SPOCK RAP
emma: throw a blonde wig on him and cloud cosplay
heoni: the really did
heoni: lmfao
lily: i like the tight trousers
lily: look at that
lily: lovely
heoni: i like taemin’s bulge
emma: bulge
heoni: i mean
heoni: hair
lily: shush
lily: i did not say that
heoni: and his dancing style
heoni: you can tell he is totes pro
emma: Minho works that corridor
lily: i am sticking a gif up with this review okay
lily: it is perfect
heoni: also that is a raccoon. not a squirrel.
lily: also omg i love that wiggle
lily: with the
lily: steps
lily: and the
lily: crotches
heoni: ruciful
emma: I love jongs half turn
lily: that was four minutes well spent
heoni: do we need to watch it again
emma: yes
lily: i think we do
heoni: ok
heoni: count again
emma: 3
emma: 2
emma: 1
lily: yeaaaaaaah!!!
emma: ohmy
heoni: taemin
heoni: taemin
heoni: taemin
emma: an ad
heoni: taemin
heoni: oh
emma: for dating poppedup
lily: one thing that annoys me is that jonghyun’s jawline from the side sometimes makes him look a bit like a chimpanzee
heoni: they want you to date meanho
emma: …I’m ok with that
emma: Onews lips are nice in this B|
lily: what you’re okay with him looking like a chimp
heoni: what is that green visor thing btw
heoni: i don’t understand
lily: I AM NOT SURE
emma: its to keep the light orbs away
heoni: and the fan
lily: it is to block out bad images because taemin is ~pure
emma: it is
lily: my pure little baby
lily: TIGHT TROUSERS
emma: representations
heoni: but that’s not taemin
emma: we are the fan
lily: OOOOH YEAH
lily: and yes it is
heoni: no it was your mom
emma: there are 5 guys
lily: taemin sings the ajikakjjsingsddo bit
heoni: oh i see it on his back
heoni: ok i didn’t know that
emma: but only 3 cards
emma: *cars
lily: i love how onew looks at his crotch
heoni: he should’ve just left that on so i didn’t have to see that ugly headband
lily: then says something that sounds like boner
emma: I laugh so hard everytime key taps his head
lily: and how key points at his shaven head then flips the vs at the camera
emma: stop drawing attention to it
heoni: yeah lmfao
heoni: the red looks like he’s bleeding
lily: it’s like I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
lily: SCREW YOU
heoni: what’s up with that
lily: maybe he was…………
heoni: did someone shoot you baby
heoni: ohhhhh
heoni: that’s too bad
heoni: that part where taemin jumps out
heoni: is too freaking cute
heoni: it’s like
emma: yeah taemin touch that face
heoni: leap into my arms baby right here
heoni: yes
emma: =_=
lily: taeminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
emma: Why
emma: does jong
heoni: hey ben look its a car
emma: stick his hand in his pants
lily: every time i watch this video i just watch
lily: taemin
lily: and jonghyun’s crotch
heoni: everytime i watch this i was taemin
lily: and I DO NOT KNOW WHY my eyes just keep DRIFTING
emma: I love how minho’s pointless till that little bit of rap
heoni: and hungjong’s mouth
lily: until suddenly OH LOOk at jongyhun’s crotch how awkward is that
heoni: hungjong
heoni: his name is hungjong
lily: especially in the white trousers
lily: okay
lily: his name is now hungjong
heoni: yep
lily: wellhungjong
emma: They saved so much money dressing them in carpet, mirrors and tinfoil
lily: YES
heoni: and then taemin came along and said
heoni: absolutely not
lily: and they still couldn’t finish jonghyun’s jacket
heoni: and now costs a fortune
emma: none of the cars have interiors
lily: he is a special snowflake
emma: it is their outfits
lily: the cars don’t run they sold the engines
lily: when jonghyun’s sitting in the car it’s because it won’t move
heoni: just to clothe taemin
that dude: fuck it i’m going to get food
heoni: lmfao
heoni: i seriously laughed out loud
lily: man i say screw clothing taemin
lily: leave him unclothed
heoni: yeah
emma: they sold all their worldy possions to find pants that would cover taemins bulge
heoni: kldjfgsjdfgd
lily: LMFSK
emma: true story
lily: oh jesus
heoni: ok any closing thoughts
lily: taemin
heoni: besides taemin’s bulge
heoni: meanho
emma:
heoni: hungjong
emma: Chimpjung
lily: and wellhungjong
heoni: kjbdfjbdsfs
heoni: what do we rate this video
emma: Jongkong
lily: twenty seven out of ten
heoni: ok
lily: wait no hang on
emma: 69 out of 5
heoni: =fjhdsfbjsdfkj.bdf
lily: i want to make something divisible by 3
heoni: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
lily: ok 69
lily: so i can put the heads
emma: heehe
heoni: alright
lily: 69 mini sunny g-dragon and minhos
heoni: 69 out of 10

overall score: 69 out of 10

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